I hate May

Most people see springtime as some kind of rebirth. I'm okay with April. Its whatevs. But the month of May can suck it.

I have legit reasons for hating May, trust me.

Spring is hard for me. It is not my rebirth. And fuck your happy mood.

The month of May has brought me:

My first panic attack

A DUI

The meanest thing anyone ever said to me

A trip to Palo Verde

100 degree heat

Summer school

Losing my virginity

Getting my heart ripped out and spat on.

So May, you can just leave me alone.