My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard

Do you know what that song is about?!?

Blowjobs.

Awesome.

My milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard. *wink*

Now I'm going to get a phone call from my mom telling me not to be crude.

Today I went to my favorite Walgreen's (29th and 6th!!) to pick up some stuff. I got in line behind an old lady with 47 coupons that were so crumpled they wouldn't scan. The poor kid behind the counter had to go through the mailer and find all of them. Anyway, I started looking around at all the crap they sell in the store. A display of hummingbird feeders caught my eye. They were all bunched up too tight and it looked like if you pulled one out the whole thing would fall apart. Then I noticed the sign above it. It was the brand of feeders.

Hummers Galore.

I almost lost it in line. It took everything I had not to laugh.

Also, I apparently have the sense of humor of a 15 year old boy.