Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Welcome to the pharmacy of Elise


May I take your order?
(From left to right: Celexa, Welbutrin, Lorazepam, Microgestin)

Crazy is as crazy does.

Lorazepam is a life saver. Last October I would have lost my mind were it not for this drug. I failed all my midterms, but I was really really ok with it. I only get 10 pills every 3 months, to keep from getting, you know, addicted.

Welbutrin fucks with my appetite. I will go 3 days eating nothing but blueberries and yogurt, and then I get ravenous.

I still feel ready to collapse all the time. I am just exhausted. I can hardly move.
What are the symptoms for cancer?

Waaaaaay too many people my age have come down with cancer lately.

But seriously, do you actually "come down" with cancer?

I'm too physically exhausted to think.

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