It was a dry wedding. Except for the inside of Corinne's purse. We drank on the sly like teenagers.
I'm pretty sure that--like when we were teenagers--everyone knew.
Anyway, it was kind of weird when Cass's stepdad (the groom) stood up and made his toast to his new wife. She is 20 years younger than him; he pointed that out. This is his 3rd marriage; he pointed that out. He also made awkward hunting references to bucks/does and moths (he collects moths). So yeah...the speech went on just a tad too long.
Also, lots of Christian/Bible references. All of us (Cass's brother & wife, and two sisters) just kind of blankly stared at each other. God bless the happy couple(?). As long as she doesn't touch his truck their marriage will survive the ages. One sidelong glance at that truck and she is outta there.
All in all it was a nice wedding, with only minor drama between parties. My feet are killing me but my shoes were SEXY so it was totes worth it.
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