Why?

Why is it that I can write and write and write about nothing in a blog but it has taken me 6 hours to write 2 1/2 pages on the Ottoman Empire??

I used to be such a champion bull shitter. Just last semester I woke up at 6 am to write a 9 page paper due at noon on a book I hadn't read.

I got an A.

Bad. Fucking. Ass.