Don't Mess with Texas.

So http://www.texastribune.org/library/data/the-revision-thing/ is awesome.

Lets take out all references to socialism.

Because it never happened.

Lets take Clarence Darrow out. I mean, he lost Scopes anyway, right?

While we're at it, lets pretend the earth is only 6,000 years old, even though that isn't scientifically possible.

Lets let religious fervor reign supreme over common sense.

Get 'em while they're young. Kids need good American values. Values like "Don't question authority" and "Be free as long as you don't shake the status quo."

Education is the future of America. Lets make sure it doesn't get left in the hands of the wrong people. That would be downright scary.