Down for the count

I can't walk. I went and got crutches today. Well, Cass got them. I've never really used crutches before. I tried to walk from the car to the house with them. I fell on my ass. So now my right foot is non functional and my left ass cheek is super sore.

I am so uncoordinated. Its retarded.

It hurts. I'm over it.

I still haven't figured out how I am going to get around campus next week. I hope this is just a weekend thing.

For the record, this didn't happen because I was drinking. I dance out in my backyard every night. I have actually come really close to hurting my leg before when I was stone sober. It just happened to occur last night.

So stop nagging me, Mom. I never go out anymore.

And last night was really really fun.