Monday, May 17, 2010

Hey Monique!

I was driving home from the store tonight and I thought of something I haven't thought of in years. It was one of our many (many many many) inside jokes. I laughed the whole way home. Then I realized we have been friends for 15 years (!!!!). So lets see what you remember (and what I forgot).

A lifetimes worth of inside jokes, in (mostly) chronological order:

*Kid Stuff*

"here comes the snaaaaake"

"Breathe, Willy, Breathe!!"

Tire swings

The Hawaii 5-0 theme song

"Its GASMAN!"

Hula dances

smuggling tree branches in our shirts to facilitate hula dances

Little pink piggy

"ry-ran-rar-riz-roo"

Plaid shirts/flowered leggings (Actually just Lynnette)

Eraser Hockey

Detention for playing eraser hockey

"Y'all wanna be cute!!"

"Oh God, put the wig back on!"

Me telling Abraham Cooper you had a crush on him. Twice. Once in 6th grade during actual crush period, once drunk about 8 years later.

You telling Kimo I had a crush on him. Daily.

Africa Team!

What do you, the viewers at home think?

Si-mon!

John Deszo's teeth

Pretty much everything about "The English Patient."

*Older Stuff*

Bondage Fairies!

"So I turned around and took my rings off and when I turned back around...Oh God! It was everywhere!"

"Uh, theres a...scorpion in the bathroom. Yeah...scorpion."
"Let me come in and get it!"
"NO! Its uh...dead....already...and so...yeah."

Little winged potatoes

"Huzzah!"

Foothills Mall

"Just follow me downtown"
"You drive the retarded way!"
"Yeah, but I can get there and you can't"




I can't remember a lot of the more recent ones. :(

Sorry. Fill it in!

Good times.


I should do one of these for each of my friends. Tomorrow: Kristina, because Emily's is gonna take fucking forever.

3 comments:

Monique Lopez said...

Haha dammit Elise I'm in tx right now! I'll add a proper comment later in the week!

Monique Lopez said...

Left!!! Go left!!!

I can't believe your dog actually ate my math book.

Rat turds and Pinapple tid bits

Stupid tub o' lard

Calling hooked on phonics during lunch breaks

Milk Shaker.

All sorts of mst3k stuff but one; "What do you, the viewers at hooome think?"

Timmy the magic shrimp

And right now I'm having a harder time thinking of more high school and post high school stuff. Lames.

EliseAnna said...

"What if some rat turded on it!"

Haha, not only did you use turd as a verb, but a past tense verb!!!!

Those pinapple tidbits were worth it though. DO you remember how hungry we were??? Do you remember how long it took us to open that can??? It was the only food in the house!!