I am such a weirdo that I always like to sit in the same place. It genuinely bothers me when someone else is sitting there. I understand it, that bench spot is downright perfect. But its mine.
The other day I was sitting there reading and that crazy super-tan-lay-down-bike-riding-POW flag-carrying creepy guy pulled up right next to me. I tried to ignore him for a while, but then I got up to get some food and moved to the other side of University. He can have that spot if he wants it. I don't mess with crazies.
He is that special Tucson breed of crazy.
I saw the cross dressing roller skater the other day. I love that guy.
And Little Bo Peep who walks everywhere in her cowboy boots. She always has an umbrella to keep the sun off her face. I heard she lives in Oracle and walks into town everyday. I believe it. I used to see her up at Ina and Oracle all the time when I lived up there. I'm impressed she makes it all the way downtown. Particularly in those boots.
I saw her talking to cross dressing roller skater the other day. I took it as a sign of the impending apocalypse. Crazy + Crazy = annihilation.
Um, I don't know if any guys read this, but if there are, stop reading now.
I got my period today and I want to die. All my joints hurt, like an old lady. My uterus is revolting. I think it may actually be trying to escape out my stomach. Unfortunately for it, my back is not letting it go. That hurts too. All the way down my legs.
I feel bloated, greasy, tired, and cranky.
but, period pain>pregnancy...right?
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I LOVE little bo peep. She was in the store last night, comes in there often. I'm impressed with those perfectly spiraled curls. How does she do it? Shes amazing and I wish we were best friends.
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