Shitty Day.

Ok here goes:

Up at 2:45am to take Cass to work. Circle K guy thinks I am pregnant. Go home, finally get to sleep at 5am.

At 7:30 Corinne leaves for work and puts Leonidas in his kennel for the first time ever. He proceeds to shriek and bark for the next TWO AND A HALF HOURS until I finally get up to let him out. I am running on less than four hours of sleep. He has chewed through his protective cone (he just got neutered), chewed through a thick plastic water dish, and ripped up the comforter. The tie holding the cone on was still wrapped around his neck, and because it has gotten wet it was super tight. He was so stoked to not be kenneled that he ran circles around me. I finally had to grab him and throw him down on the bed in order to get the tie off. Stupid dog.

So I let both of the dogs out. I was smoking a cigarette and listening to my iPod. All of a sudden, Leonidas notices the pit bulls next door. He runs over to the chain link fence. Dogfight ensues. Leonidas has manged to wedge his face through one of the links and has grabbed the neighbor's dog by it's face. I grab Leo by the chest and tug. He will not let go. There is blood everywhere. My poor Candy is smeared in dog blood. We (the neighbor and I) manage to separate them. Leo has scrapes on his nose and a puncture on his cheek. The neighbor dog's face is all chewed up.

The neighbors were really cool about it. But I lost my headphones in the scuffle :(

So I am trying to usher Leo into the house. He immediately flips onto his back into a belly rub position. He is now covered in cactus and burrs. I get him into the house and he jumps onto my favorite chair. My chair is now covered in cactus and burrs.

I get in the shower. Leo whines. I get out of the shower. Leo has peed all over the floor.

I will kill this dog.

I manage to grab a banana and run out the door. I get to University too late for my first class. I start to write the paper that was due today. I also start to write a paper that was due last week. I spend 5 hours catching up on homework. I am still not done. I realize this semester is not going to be a good one. There are four weeks of school left. I am fucked.

I try to stay out of the sun but I get burnt anyway. I smoke too many cigarettes. I finally decide to leave around 5pm. I realize that I have to get my prescription out of the car that is currently stuck at Cass' work with a flat tire. I have just turned onto Broadway from Euclid. I need to be on Grant and I-10. Northward it is. Now I need to get to Target on I-19 and Irvington to fill said prescription. Cool, take the freeway.

I-19 is at a standstill. I get off at Ajo. I can't get over to the left lane to turn on Mission. I turn right on Mission, make a U-turn and head to Irvington. It took me 30 minutes to get from I-10 and Grant to I-19 and Irvington. I am at my wits end.

I did find 100% cotton summer PJs for $18!!

The pharmacy does not have enough of my medication. They give me 6 pills and tell me to come back tomorrow or the next day.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

I drive home for. 30 minutes later I am back in the car on my way to Kristina's for Glee. This is good. Glee was awesome!

Emily invites me to trivia. I really want to go. I wake up Cass. He says I can do what I want but he would prefer I stay home. 

Now I am waiting for Ems to come over to watch Glee again.

I am exhausted. This day was super lame.