urban dictionary

Elise

1. A sexy combination of shyness, emo, and ass kicking. Spends at least 45 minutes on hair every day and is still never satisfied, even though it looks gorgeous.

My Chemical Romance is so elise

That hair product was meant just for elise's

2. perfection, pure perfection.

hi, i'm elise. god sent me. i'm here for the booze. i'd really like to fuck that sexy ass boy devin. he's a cutie.

3. Cool person. People like her cause she doesnt follow crowds. she's just her. Good athlete, personality etc

She's an elise!

4. With emerald green eyes, of perfection, that penetrate the mind, body, and soul that make for a complete seductive force, that can't be resisted. And there's nothing better, or more important.

It's undoubtedly, Elise.

-Elise:


There's no example, or explination for her level or beauty, or perfection.

5. Mad, mentally retarded but lovable and funny. Independent, stands out from the crowd in a good way.

OMG she's so Elise

6. The best person that there is. She is gorgeous, funny, smart, and caring. She's and excellent kisser and girlfriend. She is bound for great things.

You see that amazing person over there? That's Elise!

7. 1. The ninth boss in the game Madworld for the Wii. She is a vampire and is fought at the Sanctuary level. She is fought by finding her when she hides as either a statue or in one of the windows. She attacks mostly with bats and goes back into to hiding quickly. She is defeated by cutting her wings and then spanking through the window. Awesome rack on her though!

2. A girl with a nice rack on her.

Kreese: "Elise is a pain in the ass to fight!"

Howard: "Awesome rack on her though!"

Kreese: "True dat! When we fought, she sicked her bats onto me. They have fleas too!"

Howard: "Awesome rack on her though!"

Kreese: "True dat!"

8. cool name for a unique girl. she's cool, fun to be around, is thelibrarian by day and personal porn star by night, sweet, and passionate as hell. if you hate your kid/ future kid, name her this, because people will constantly find stupid ways to mispronounce it as if its spelt as "Elseey".

Teacher: "Adam?"
Adam: "Here."
Teacher: "Lena?"
Lena: "Here."
Teacher: "Elseey??? Did I say it right?"
Elise: "Woman, it's pronounced: Elise. Just like it's spelt. Don't you see an "i" in there??"
Teacher: "My apologies" *shunns self*

9. An Elise can be recognized by it's split personality. Some call thembipolar, and other's view them as just being complicated. The Elises, however, hardly even notice.

Jack: Jeez, that girl's shy one minute and insane the next! What's up with her???
Jill: Ah! She must be an Elise!

John Jacob: Why is it that you love your name, but havehippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Jingleheimer Schmit: GAH! I hate that word! But I do get your point... Hey, just consider me to be an Elise.

10. verb informal: pretaining to being extremely random. also used in a situation involving elise or a false imitation of elise (note: false imitations of elise are frowned upon on if this word is used). can also be used in a situation that is just plain wierd.

me:look! hes hiding behind a recycling can!
random person: we should call him the blue bin guy!
me:you are so elise

11. a very non poetic name, considered as the under dog. a people pleaser, and will always laugh at any of your jokes. she goes for the bad boys even though their no good for her.shes ón the verge of cussing when something more like "oh dang" comes out. she will always be compared to her sisters and brothers and couldnt fight anyone to save her life.

shes so nice! i bet her names elise! wow look at her , shes helping that high kid thats so elise!

12. A synonym for every adjective in the english language.

Wow, those kenyan children must be so elise after the clowns stormed the camp!

13. An exceptionally n00bish person who likes to hide the fact that she's uber emo.

That person is an Elise. Let's run away from her.

I think No. 2 is fairly accurate. I don't know who Devin is though...

My summer freckles are back. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I hate my freckles. In winter they almost completely fade away. As soon as the sun comes back out...BAM! Freckle face. And arms. And legs.